move over raggedy ann

i am growing older.

Jake says there are three types of girls at a bar.
Type #1 - The Bar Girl
This woman is good looking, but she just looks fast, like fast trouble. You don't know if she wants to shack up, but I know she would definately consider it.
Type #2 - The Good Girl
This woman is actually presentable to the general public. Your mom might meet her and say, isn't she nice. Her looks can vary from very pretty to not so much, but she is always dressed tastefully and more often than not, casual. The good girl doesn't normaly get real wound up about going out, since she is mainly there just to meet her friends or if she does meet a stranger, rely's on her character to talk, not her boobs. These are rare finds, the girl I mean, not the boobs.
Type #3 - The Tank
::insert Jake's laugh:: The tank is just that. She tanks all over. She is the woman with too much woman about her. She is literally built like a tank and has the grace of one too. She is normally on a fast track to obideration via alcohol.

I would like to amend the list with type 4. Jake wishes me to explictly state this is my amendment, not his. So
Type #4 - The Cougar
This woman is knocking around at 40+ years of age. She has enough make-up on to actually remove it with a putty knife. She is looking for company and she is willing to fling some of that cash from her late ex-husband to get it. These women are actually preying on any man who slows down long enough for her to catch him.

Thats it. Thats all the women at a bar. Some women may fall into two catagories, but not normally. Its a brutal world out there and knowing is half the battle. So keep your eyes out for the bar girl, stay out of the way of the tank and don't let the cougar come up from behind.